Totally reprinted sans permissions. But totally worth it! He’s soo right!!!  Rat.is.AWESOME!!

If you’re not reading Pearls Before Swine, why not? The only suitable answer is “because I’m illiterate.”

Last Halloween I had thought about going as the Green Lantern (Hal Jordan version).  Primarily b/c, well, I’m too short to be a feasible Superman and Batman requires more gadgets than I have skills to build.  However, GL is pretty simple:
However, things didn’t go as planned and last year’s Halloween was kind of a bust.
Well, [...]

Just when you think you don’t have any photos on the internet, some jerk with too much time on his hands and a copy of Photoshop comes along and turns you into the Joker:

If you don’t hear from me for a while, look for a shallow grave somewhere in Gwinnett.  Probably with severe damage to [...]

Saw it tonight.  Simply put: AWESOME!!
So psychologically deep.  At times I almost felt like it was directed by Hitchcock.  I’ll have to see it again.  The pacing was strange, beat by beat perfect for what it was supposed to do, but strange.  I know I missed things.
I’ll write more later…right now, I’m exhausted and have [...]

…it’s because I’ve gone off to train to be Batman.  Except by then I’ll be almost 50, which is roughly the age he was forced to retire.  Hmmm…conundrum…
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=dark-knight-shift-why-bat
I wonder if it would be quicker if I built Iron Man armor??
Btw, no, I cannot wait until the new movie opens this weekend!!!