Another slice of brilliance from my punk ass brother:

“Ringo was mediocre and lucky.  Matter of fact, I’m going to add a new word to the American lexicon.  Whenever someone is lucky by association or just a product of being at the right place at the right time, I’m going to say that they were “Ringo’d in,” or that they “really caught a Ringo on that one.”

Of course, when the guy making that statement looks like this:

You have to be a little suspect of his opinions.